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Mum branded “toad” by cruel bullies over 6,000 tumors covering her body reveals dramatic transformation after undergoing surgery

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Libby Huffer, 45, said she was branded “lizard breath” and “toad” by playground bullies during decades of abuse over her condition. Libby has Neurofibromatosis, a genetic neurological disorder that causes non-cancerous bumps to form on her body wherever nerves are present. An outbreak of hundreds of tumors multiplied into thousands after she fell pregnant with … Read more

I’m Out of Here”: Megan Rapinoe Leaves America, Vows Never to Return

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In a move that has reverberated across the sports and social justice landscape, Megan Rapinoe, the iconic U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team (USWNT) player, has made a resolute decision: she is leaving America and vowing never to return. This unprecedented announcement has sparked a myriad of reactions, with fans, critics, and the general public attempting … Read more

Robert De Niro Is Leaving America Soon, Says “No Respect Here”

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Robert De Niro has announced his decision to leave America. His reason, succinct yet profound, echoes a sentiment of disillusionment: “No respect here.” This unexpected move by one of Hollywood’s most revered figures invites a deep dive into the cultural and societal currents that may have influenced his decision.Robert De Niro, a name synonymous with … Read more

Kid Rock To Megan Rapinoe: “If you hate America, you shouldn’t represent America.”

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Ah, the world of celebrity opinions – a place where logic often takes a back seat to emotion, where common sense is overshadowed by sensationalism. Enter Kid Rock, the self-styled rebel rocker, and Megan Rapinoe, the renowned U.S. Women’s National Team soccer star. After Rapinoe’s heartbreaking penalty miss at the Women’s World Cup, Kid Rock … Read more

Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg to Leave America with Megan Rapinoe; ‘We Get No Respect Here’

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In a sobering announcement that has gripped the nation, iconic actress and talk show co-host, Whoopi Goldberg, alongside soccer superstar Megan Rapinoe, declared their intentions to leave America. The overwhelming sentiment behind this unprecedented decision? A profound sense of feeling disrespected and unappreciated. While many significant decisions stem from hushed boardroom meetings or formal gatherings, … Read more

The last episode of ‘The View’ to air at end of the month

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As we approach the end of the month, TV screens around the world are bracing for the ultimate daytime show finale. In a move hailed as “groundbreaking” by three fans on Twitter, ABC’s ‘The View’ has announced that its grand finale will feature its first-ever silent roundtable discussion. That’s right. After decades of heated debates, … Read more