A Little Instrument
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?”
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?”
Sharing is caring! An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning.
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he performed an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. “Now, class. Look carefully at the worms,” said the teacher, first putting a worm in the water.
Three women worked in the same office with the same boss. Every day, the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that when the boss left, they would leave too.
A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When an old woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said,“Let’s see now, there’s the twins, Sally and Billy, they’re eighteen.