When the ‘Dumb’ One Was Me

One time, I called my boyfriend dumb because he took the bus instead of the subway to get to work, since the bus takes longer. And his answer just killed me: “I take the bus so I can call you every day before work, I don’t get a signal on the subway.” And then I … Read more

Border Czar Pick Trashes “The View” [WATCH]

  Speaking during a broadcast of “Hannity” on Monday, November 11, Tom Homan, President-elect Donald Trump’s newly appointed “border czar,” sounded off on claims from “The View” that the incoming Trump Administration will start deporting American citizens under its mass deportation plan. Particularly, Homan noted that the next Trump Administration will be securing the southern … Read more

From Heartbreak to Hope

I’m sterile. I kept it from my first girlfriend for a long time because I was afraid that she would leave me. When I finally told her, she actually did leave. I was depressed for a year and my other relationships all led to nothing. About 6 months ago, I met a girl and fell … Read more

THE F-WORD

This man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father for I have sinned. The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the man replies that he used the “F-word” over the weekend. The priest says, “Oh okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language. The man … Read more

Man transforms himself into a ‘black alien,’ and the internet is stunned by his dramatic before-and-after photos

Anthony Loffredo, a UK resident, has transformed himself into a “black alien,” stunning the internet with his extreme body modifications and tattooed appearance. Driven by his desire to look like an alien, Loffredo has gone through various medical procedures, including slicing off his upper lip, nose, and ears, and even splitting his tongue. Covered head … Read more