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A Chinese guy comes into the pub, stands next to me and starts drinking. I said to him ‘Do you know any of those martial arts like Kung Fu, Jiu-Jitsu, or Karate?’ He says ‘Why da f**k you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinese?’ ‘No,’ I said, ‘It’s because you’re drinking my f**king … Read more

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, “Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothesand make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.” but there is no reply He sent another text, “And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary … Read more

Australians are lighting the way to safer roads at night with a groundbreaking solution: glow-in-the-dark road markings. Taking a cue from the luminous hands of tactical watches, these innovative markings aim to enhance visibility and improve road safety, particularly during nocturnal journeys. This revolutionary initiative, spearheaded by Regional Roads Victoria as part of a comprehensive … Read more

How a Neighbor Made Fool of a WomanA man is getting into the shower just as his Wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.Before she says a word, Bob says, “Ill … Read more

After 15 years of what seemed like a perfect marriage, Angela’s world fell apart when she overheard her husband, Mark, reveal to a friend that he had been with her for financial security and had a long-time mistress named Pamela. Heartbroken but resilient, Angela decided to end the marriage and get her revenge. She took … Read more

When I met my now-wife, she had a 3-year-old daughter. I treated her like my own, and by age 4, she called me daddy. Her biological dad was inconsistent in her life, and she called him by his first name when with us. Last night, while visiting him, my stepdaughter texted me to pick her … Read more

When I gave birth to our daughter, my husband said he wanted a son. A year later, he hinted that it was time to try for a boy. I didn’t mind but wanted to wait a few more years. My husband kept pushing, saying, “If you don’t do it, someone else will!” When our daughter … Read more

Amber and I have always been extremely close. She’s been my best friend now for decades, and she has always had my back when I needed it, but lately, I’ve been feeling slightly guilty about her supporting me without fail. Last September, she stood up for me once again, but this time it had serious … Read more

Man Finds “Snake” In His Bathroom – When Expert Sees It, He Whispers: “That’s Not A Snake…” “What on earth is that?!” John shouted in fear. His voice echoed in the tiled bathroom as he stared wide-eyed at the strange thing in his toilet. It didn’t belong there at all and looked shiny under the … Read more