A chemistry teacher wanted to teach

A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he performed an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. “Now, class. Look carefully at the worms,” said the teacher, first putting a worm in the water.

A Census Taker In A Rural Area

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When an old woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said,“Let’s see now, there’s the twins, Sally and Billy, they’re eighteen.